Avocado, Baby letra

There's no box to tick for red, so I put down blue instead
'Cause it's the closest there's to grey in the categories
And the veins within the whites are a statement of demise
Doe Eyes, you should stay at home licking batteries
And I feel like I'm the host of a terrible game show
And the guests on today's quiz are celebrities
Won't respond to any clues, they're just cracking jokes for views
But the answers to these questions mean everything

I had a friend who had made a flag day
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak
I have known friends to crack from love's weight
Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break

Oh, it won't get better
That doesn't mean it's gonna get any worse
You final drafted a lifelong love letter
Signed to the man who will be driving your hearse

Salacia's in the depths, and if I avoid the nets
Threaten: I'll cuckold you, Neptune, for definite
Meet between the dog and wolf, with the hoarfrost underfoot
And I'll show you every fire in Delphinus

A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy
That's why they call me the avocado, baby
A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy
That's why they call me the avocado, baby

May she who casts the first fist of dirt across the casket
Have mourners lick the mud from her fingernails
'Tween the breadth'a your arms span, I was a renaissance man
Books of lies stacked either side, you were my carrell

I had a friend who had made a flag day
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak
I have known friends to crack from love's weight
Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break

I had a friend who had made a flag day
(Baby, a heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy)
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak
(That's why they call me the avocado, baby)
I have known friends to crack from love's weight
(A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy)
Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break
(That's why they call me the avocado, baby)

Oh, it won't get better
That doesn't mean it's gonna get any worse
You final drafted a lifelong love letter
Signed to the man who will be driving your hearse

I had a friend who had made a flag day
(A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy)
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak
(That's why they call you the avocado, baby)
I have known friends to crack from love's weight
(A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy)
Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break
(That's why they call you the avocado, baby)

A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy
(I had a friend who had made a flag day)
That's why they call me, you the avocado, baby
(Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak)
A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy
(I have known friends to crack from love's weight)
That's why they call me, you the avocado, baby
(Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break)
A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy
That's why they call you the avocado, baby
A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy
That's why they call you the avocado, baby

Los Campesinos! - Letras

• ...And We Exhale And Roll Our Eyes In Unison
• (PLAN A)
• 0898 HEARTACHE
• 200 102
• 2007: The Year Punk Broke (My Heart)
• 5 Flucloxacillin
• A Heat Rash In The Shape Of The Show Me State
• A Litany / Heart Swells
• A Portrait of The Trequartista As A Young Man
• A Psychic Wound
• A Slow, Slow Death
• Adult Acne Stigmata
• All Your Kayfabe Friends
• Allez Les Blues
• As Lucerne The Low
• Avocado, Baby
• Baby I Got The Death Rattle
• Between An Erupting Earth And An Exploding Sky
• Broken Heartbeats Sound Like Breakbeats
• By Your Hand
• C Is The Heavenly Option
• Cemetery Gaits
• Clown Blood; or, Orpheus’ bobbing Head
• Coda: A Burn Scar In The Shape Of The Sooner State
• Death To Los Campesinos!
• Documented Minor Emotional Breakdown #1
• Don't Tell Me To do The Math(s)
• Drop It Doe Eyes
• Dumb Luck
• Every Defeat a Divorce (Three Lions)
• Feast of Tongues
• For Flotsam
• For Whom The Belly Tolls
• Four Seasons
• Frontwards
• Glue Me
• Got Stendhal's
• Hate For The Island
• Heart Swells/Pacific Daylight Time
• Hello Sadness
• Here's To The Fourth Time
• Holy Smoke (2005)
• How I Taught Myself to Scream
• Hung Empty
• I Broke Up In Amarante
• I Just Sighed. I Just Sighed, Just So You Know
• I Warned You: Do Not Make An Enemy Of Me
• I. Spit; or, a Bite Mark in the Shape of the Sunflower State
• In Medias Res
• It Started With A Mixx
• It's Never That Easy Though, Is It? (Song for the Other Kurt)
• kms
• Knee Deep At ATP
• Let it Spill
• Letters from me to charlotte (RSVP)
• Life Is a Long Time
• Light Leaves, Dark Sees Pt. I
• Light Leaves, Dark Sees Pt. II
• Little Mouth
• Long Throes
• Miserabilia
• Moonstruck
• Music for Aerial Toll House
• My Year In Lists
• Renato Dall'Ara (2008)
• Romance is Boring
• Romance Is Boring (Princess Version)
• Sad Suppers
• Selling Rope (Swan Dive To Estuary)
• She Crows (Documented Minor Emotional Breakdown #4)
• Songs About Your Girlfriend
• Straight in at 101
• Surfing a Contrail
• Sweet Dreams Sweet Cheeks
• The Black Bird, The Dark Slope
• The Coin-Op Guillotine
• The End Of The Asterisk
• The Fall Of Home
• The International Tweexcore Underground
• The Order of the Seasons
• The Sea Is A Good Place To Think Of The Future
• The Time before the last time
• There are Listed Buildings
• This Is a Flag, There Is No Wind
• This Is How You Spell "HAHAHA, We Destroyed The Hopes And The Dreams Of A Generation Of Faux-Romantics"
• Tiptoe Through The True Bits
• To Hell in a Handjob
• To the Boneyard
• To Tundra
• Ways To Make It Through The Wall
• We Are All Accelerated Readers
• We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed
• We Throw Parties, You Throw Knives
• We’ve Got Your Back (Documented Minor Emotional Breakdown #2)
• What Death Leaves Behind
• Who Fell Asleep In
• You! Me! Dancing!
• You'll Need Those Fingers For Crossing